Guess who? You missed me? Jessica Simpson... sing the chorus!
[Chorus: Female sings (Eminem)] When you walked through the door, (whoo!) It was clear to me. (cleeaaaar to me...) You're the one they adore, Who they came to see. (who they came to seeeee?) You're a... rockstar (baby!) Everybody wants you! (everybody wants yoouuuuu!) Player! (Ooooh!) - Who can really blame you (who can really blame yoouuuuu?) We're the ones who made you. (chi-kah!)
[Eminem:] KHM! - Back by popular demand Now pop a little zantac for antacid if you can. You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand How does it feel? - Is it fantastic? Is it grand? Well look at all the massive masses in the stands, Shady, man knows don't massacre the fans! Damn, I think Kim Kardashian's a man! She stomped him! - Just because he asked to put his hands. On her massive - glutius maximus again Sqeeze it in, squish it in, pass it to her friend! Can he come back as nasty as he can? Yes, he can, can! Don't ask me this again! He does not mean to lesbian offend, But Lindsay! - Please come back to seeing men! Samantha's a two, you're practically a ten, I know you want me, girl, in fact, I can see a grin. - Now come in girl!
[Eminem:] The enforcer - looking for more women to torture Walk up to the cutest girl and - Charlie Horse her! Sorry Porche, but what's any digenerous Have that eye go - are you telling me 10 minutes? Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman Give my venom and inhaler and two Xenadrine. And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then Nale her: - "Baby, say hello to my little friend! " Ric, ric it, K-Fed let's cut off the middle man Forget him or your gona end up in hospital again. And this time it won't be for the riddilin' binge, Forget them other men, girl pay the little attention! A little bit did I mention, that Jennifer's in Love with me John Mayer, so sit on the bench. Man I swear the other guys you give 'em an inch They take a mile. They got style but in there they flinch!
[Bridge 1: Eminem] And that's why - my love! - You'll never - live without... I know you want me girl cause I can see you checkin' me out. And baby - you know! - You know you want me too... Don't try to deny it baby I'm the only one - for you! [fart]
[Eminem:] Damn girl I'm beginning to sprout an Alfalfa What should I wash my filthy mouth out, You think that's bad you should hear the rest of my album Never has there been so Vannesa Nalstalga. Man, Cas I don't mean to mess up your gal but. Jessica Alba! - Put a dress on my mouth but, Wowzas! - I just made a mess of my trousers, And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis. Lord help us! He's back in his pink Alf shirt, Looking like someone shrinked his outfit. I think hes about to flip Jessica, Rest assure, Superman's her to rescue ya! Can you blame me? - You're my Amy! - I'm your blake Matter fact make me a birthday cake. With a saw blade in it to make my jail break, Baby, I think you just met your soul mate! - Now break it down girl!
[Bridge 2: Eminem] (So baby!) Baby, get down, down, down! (Baby!) Get down, down, down! (Baby!) Get down, down, down! (Baby!) Baby get down, get dooooown! [x2]
[Outro:] Oooooooh, Amy! Rehab never looked so good... I can't wait... I'm goin' back! Hahaaa! Whoo! Dr. Dre... 2020! Yeeah!
Yeah I know sometimes things may not always make sense to you right now But hey, what daddy always tell you? Straighten up little soldier Stiffen up that upper lip What you crying about? You got me
Hailie I know you miss your mom and I know you miss your dad When I'm gone but I'm trying to give you the life that I never had I can see you're sad, even when you smile, even when you laugh I can see it in your eyes, deep inside you want to cry Cuz you're scared, I ain't there? Daddy's with you in your prayers No more crying, wipe them tears Daddy's here, no more nightmares We gon' pull together through it, we gon' do it Laney uncles crazy, aint he? Yeah but he loves you girl and you better know it We're all we got in this world When it spins, when it swirls When it whirls, when it twirls Two little beautiful girls Lookin' puzzled, in a daze I know it's confusing you Daddy's always on the move, mamma's always on the news I try to keep you sheltered from it but somehow it seems The harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires on me All the things growing up his daddy that he had to see Daddy don't want you to see but you see just as much as he did We did not plan it to be this way, your mother and me But things have gotten so bad between us I don't see us ever being together ever again Like we used to be when we was teenagers But then of course everything always happens for a reason I guess it was never meant to be But it's just something we have no control over and that's what destiny is But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep Maybe one day we'll wake up and this will all just be a dream
[Chorus] Now hush little baby, don't you cry Everything's gonna be alright Stiffen that upper lip up little lady, I told ya Daddy's here to hold ya through the night I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why We feel how we feel inside It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby But I promise momma's gon' be alright
It's funny I remember back one year when daddy had no money Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up And stuck 'em under the tree and said some of 'em were from me Cuz daddy couldn't buy 'em I'll never forget that Christmas I sat up the whole night crying Cuz daddy felt like a bum, see daddy had a job But his job was to keep the food on the table for you and mom And at the time every house that we lived in Either kept getting broke into and robbed Or shot up on the block and your mom was saving money for you in a jar Tryna start a piggy bank for you so you could go to college Almost had a thousand dollars till someone broke in and stole it And I know it hurt so bad it broke your momma's heart And it seemed like everything was just startin' to fall apart Mom and dad was arguin' a lot so momma moved back On the Chalmers in the flat one bedroom apartment And dad moved back to the other side of 8 Mile on Novara And that's when daddy went to California with his CD and met Dr. Dre And flew you and momma out to see me But daddy had to work, you and momma had to leave me Then you started seeing daddy on the T.V. and momma didn't like it And you and Laney were to young to understand it Papa was a rollin' stone, momma developed a habit And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it I'm just sorry you were there and had to witness it first hand Cuz all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud Now I'm sittin in this empty house, just reminiscing Lookin' at your baby pictures, it just trips me out To see how much you both have grown, it's almost like you're sisters now Wow, guess you pretty much are and daddy's still here Laney I'm talkin' to you too, daddy's still here I like the sound of that, yeah It's got a ring to it don't it? Shh, momma's only gone for the moment
And if you ask me too Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird I'mma give you the world I'mma buy a diamond ring for you I'mma sing for you I'll do anything for you to see you smile And if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine I'mma break that birdies neck I'd go back to the jewler who sold it to ya And make him eat every carat don't fuck with dad (haha)